Note to self: get a BRIGHT BLUE pen.
At this rate, the only way to differentiate between Dick and Damian is that Dick has my terrible ‘other’ handwriting and thicker lines.
Dear god, this is too much fun.
OH GOD I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER
A glorious, glorious monster. YOU’RE cute, Dick.
These are the best! See the first one here.
Master Richards,
It appears others have found pieces of Master Damian’s creative genius - I believed they would be of interest to you. Please inform Master Damian that I have not, nor will ever, approve of the Wayne Family Ballad being disparaged. It has a rich and vibrant history that Master Damian would do well to memorize and proudly hum on occasion.
Sincerely,
Alfred Pennyworth


